you are probably the awesomest person to see this: does this have dairy in it? and other questions normal people despise →
“Are any of these vegan and gluten free?” I asked the Caribbean lad in Whole Foods. “Um. Let’s take a look.” ten minutes later… ”It looks like these are.”
I stared at a concoction of flax, sesame, and some kind of tree bark masquerading as a cracker. Maybe I’ll just get rid of crackers all…